MELVILLE ISLAND, ARCTIC CIRCLE An adult male polar bear attacked one of Santa’s herdsmen yesterday, workshop supervisor Mica announced at an emergency press conference early this morning. According to Mica, White Elf Jasper reported in his daily text that the polar bear, which had been hunting from a melting iceberg (in vain) for seals, suddenly swam for shore. The famished carnivore clambered over a glacial ledge during the herd's training session. All of the reindeer leapt safely into flight, but the enraged bear pursued Jasper, knocking him to the ground and gouging his face with one lethal claw before he could utter the invisibility spell.
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